i don’t even remember like 85% of 2012

(Source: bullsseye, via klllthebitch)

just-laff:

egberts:

if i ever met a genie i wouldnt wish for a million dollars id wish that whenever i bought something i’d always have the right amount of money to pay for it in my pocket

you are one of the great thinkers of our time

(via whofighters)

poutyowl:

i am perfectly fine with having other people sit on my lap but i can’t sit on other people’s laps because i’m always paranoid that i’d crush them and they’d diE

(Source: magentamayhem, via lets-go-lesbos)

do you ever just rub your eyes so hard that you just start entering some other fucking galaxy of swirls and patterns 

(Source: ytoob, via treedah)

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via treedah)